I look into the mirror
For evil that just does not exist
I don't see what they see



FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

baby's first words

mom: say mama

mom: say ma-ma

mom: say it!



baby: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now


let’s watch a scary movie together and get so freaked out that the only option is to have sex