Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.
Me: “Disney live action remakes are soulless cash grabs that deny the original writers and artists the credit they deserve” Some fucking chud: “Exactly! They never should have started wokeifying all their movies” Me:
Fantastic story telling. Not a single word spoken. Beautiful.
The most realistic part is that he was skilled enough to put the keyboard together from memory, but not awake enough to just copy the configuration from the other keyboard he had in front of him